Aug 06 2009
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What Are We Doing While Twitter Is Down?
Laffs by Scott Lydon on August 6, 2009 at 12:25 PM
* Worrying how everyone will know Twitter is down if we can’t tweet that Twitter is down
* Desperately trying to write 140 character notes on our business cards
* Yelling I’M THINKING ABOUT GETTING A BURRITO as loudly as we can
* Calling our friends one at a time and saying “Really fast, what are you doing right now?”
* Weeping at how the world we lived in could be ruled by such an unjust and vengeful god
* Settling for updating our Facebook status, though it’s not the same
* Worrying about how @THE_REAL_SHAQ was doing
* Going to the bathroom without telling anyone
